The Only Grooming Guide You Need

An important part of being a man is taking pride in your appearance. It only takes one look at an old guy with a beer gut and grey ear hair to show you what not to do. The older you get the more on top of this you have to be, no hot girls will touch a guy with bad hygiene. To use the grooming guide properly use the products outlined here or the closest equivalent and do the grooming regimen in the order I outlined.

What You Need


Brush Teeth And Floss

  • Brush down and away from gumline, floss downwards on both sides of the tooth


  • Wash your Hair
  • Wash and scrub your face in the shower with a wash cloth, never use soap on your face this will make your skin look better than any product on the market
  • Use Bic Disposable Razor to shave your nipple hair, cock, ball and foot hair if necessary
  • Use a bar of soap to wash your armpits, cock, balls and ass but don’t use soap anywhere else on your body

Shave Your Face

  • Shave your face using the Gilette Fusion Proglide Razor and hot water, no shaving cream necessary
  • Use downward passes only except for at the jawline below the ears, use sideways passes there
  • Use the safety blade on the opposite side of the razor to trim the sideburns
  • No aftershave necessary

Finishing Touches

  • Gel Hair, comb, apply deodorant, apply lip balm


  • Do weekly grooming after brushing teeth/flossing but prior to daily grooming

Back And Shoulder Hair

  • Use the safety blade on the back of the Gillette Fusion Proglide Razor to trim stray back, and shoulder hairs weekly
  • If your back is excessively hairy get it waxed or get electrolysis

Nose And Ear Hair

  • Trim nose and ear hair using Nose And Ear Hair Trimmer
  • Use safety blade on Gilette Fusion Proglide Razor to shave light hairs on the side of ears

Clip Your Nails

  • Clip your finger and toe nails over the bathroom garbage


  • Use Wahl Trimmer in bathtub
  • Trim armpit, pubic, ass hair using Wahl Trimmer
  • If chest hair is moderate, leave as is, only trim if excessive
  1. What’s the reasoning behind just using soap to wash your armpits, balls, cock, and ass but not anywhere else?

  2. Hey Lion, for me when I stopped using soap on my face my skin got 80% better, no dry skin and no greasy skin. The only thing I do is use a washcloth daily to scrub off the dead skin and about 2 to 3 times. I a day I’ll put a damp washcloth on my face to get rid of the sweat. When I stopped using soap on my body my skin got a lot softer. When I stopped using shampoo my hair become much softer and more natural looking. We’re not evolved to use soap, our body produces natural oils for a reason. For me I use strictly to get rid of body odor and for nothing else.

  3. Ever try coconut oil pulling? Dude it works! I’m sure there’s a ton of coconut oil in Thailand.
    It’s whitened my teeth and reduced their sensitivity. I swish it around for 20 mins everyday. Easy and works!

  4. Hey Will,
    Any suggestions for acne scars? That stuff is fuckin terrible and it easily knocks me down a point or 2 on the looks scale. Any advice on what I can do to get rid of acne scars? I’m 24 and and I’ve been dealing with this since I was 18, and its quite frustrating.
    Thank You

  5. Yo Will,
    Total random question: does semen retention make you more attractive? Obviously there are all those claims on Reddit talking about it, but I personally can attest to this, and as someone who has gone 7-8 months without ejaculating, I was curious as to what your thoughts were on this? Is it just placebo (I don’t think it is) or does the stored up semen lead to a more masculine, attractive face?
    If I mastebate Monday-Friday and then out that weekend, I do not get much attention from attractive girls, let alone bring any home. But if I hold it in for a week or 2, I attract way more girls at the bars and clubs and have a much more probability of bringing a girl back.
    Do you also feel that holding in the semen makes you physically more attractive? And if so, what is it that causes this? Is it more testosterone, more energy, better skin, more confidence, etc. Just want to know what your thoughts were.
    Thanks man and love your website

  6. Will, what do you recommend for guys with moderate body hair in general…shaver, trimmer, or waxing?

    For example grooming the taint and crotch keeps things neat, but if you have hair on your legs it looks kind of weird. So then I’d have to groom the legs?

  7. I’d recommend trimmer, you can use the bodygroomer I recommend, can also use the standard wahl trimmer to trim leg and arm hair, makes it just look like you have a little bit of body hair instead of bald/smooth

  8. Great advice. Was eager to try out the Phillips 7000 trimmer when it arrived. Was my first grooming experience and I have to say everything just looks so much better. Confidence level up 1000%.

  9. Will, for using the anti-dandruff shampoo, how often do you use it? should i be putting conditioner in my hair?

    Burts Bees Facial Scrub; how often do you recommend applying it and what point during the routine?

  10. Thanks Will! I haven’t used soap on the face in a month, but I have noticed 1 or 2 acne spots showing up which is odd since I have never had acne. I suppose the oils of the skin block the pores. Just bought the facial scrub I’ll give it a try.

    P.S. I bought the how to get organized book, just finished my purge, excited to complete all the chapters.

  11. I’m all for hygiene, but no girl has ever told me no upon seeing my hairy chest. In fact, the best ones said they liked it.

  12. Would you use the same shaver for arm pit and ass hair? Not being facetious. I’m considering getting a waxing for the second but it sounds painful.

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