How To Get Laid Fast: The Easiest, Most Efficient Ways To Get Laid

500,000 guys a month search for how to get laid, how to get laid fast, the best way to get laid, or any of the 50 variations of that search term.

In my experience coaching men since 2012, most guys biggest problem in life, accounting for the four major areas of health, wealth, lifestyle and women, is in the women department. At least 80% of my traffic comes from sex and dating, even though sex and dating articles are only 20% of what I write about.

Guys only think women is their biggest problem, they’re biggest problem is actually money, unfortunately most guys don’t realize that until money problems beat them up for a decade or two, but I digress, you came here to get laid fast so I’ll tell you exactly how to do that.

If you truly want to get laid as fast as possible, and have casual, uncommitted, no strings attached sex, these are the two easiest ways:

How To Get Laid Fast

1) Prostitution

You can fuck a hot girl today if you’re willing to pay. This might be against your morality, but the truth is, the vast majority of the girls are doing it voluntarily, and both the women and their clients are getting what they want out of the exchange.

You’d also be surprised at how common it is, because most people don’t talk about sex, they just search for getting laid, or porn, or escorts online and pretend to be “respectable” citizens in public. But believe me, wealthy hedge fund managers in their 50s are not out at the nightclub until 3 on a Wednesday chasing down a 6. If they want to get laid, they drop 10k (which is nothing to them) to have the hottest girl in the city come over on demand and do whatever they want.

According to Havocscope, the price for a decent looking pro in the US, as opposed to a streetwalker, is probably $100 to $200 an hour, which if you include the time you spend chasing girls down, plus what most guys spend on drinks and dinner over the course of a date, you’re probably saving money, if all you want is strings free sex.

In Pattaya, Thailand, you can just head over to walking street, which is basically a giant outdoor brothel. Although officially illegal, unofficially, at least in sex tourist cities like Pattaya, prostitution is very common and out in the open, you can take a girl home for about $60 USD.

Also, in Pattaya, half the girls on Tinder are freelancers, they’ll come over to your place within an hour or two, for $40, it’s exceptionally easy and efficient, and many of the girls are semi pros who are still cute and not hardened from a lifetime of sex work. They work in a hair salon by day, and go with guys at night to have money for an iPhone or to send back home to their families in the villages.

The vast, vast, majority of girls work willingly in the industry, because they can make 10 times the money they would as a waitress, for 10 times less work… And they’re picky, they can afford to swipe left on unattractive men in their 60s because they have enough decent looking guys in their 20s and 30s to choose from who are willing to pay – it’s hard to blame them when you consider they’re options.

Human trafficking is horrendous and barbaric, especially of minors, and traffickers should be executed in a just world. But I have no problem with voluntary prostitution, you can choose not to do it, but the fact is, it’s the easiest way to get laid.

If you want to see all the pros and cons of hiring pros check out part 4 of my article on how to develop your dating gameplan.

2) Tinder

The next easiest way to get laid is Tinder, if you want to know how to get laid on Tinder, and how to have girls come straight to your house, pick up a copy of my book, I’ve systematized the entire process, outside of hiring pros it could not get any easier or faster than my method: How To Get Laid On Tinder.

Tinder is the next easiest way to get laid after prostitution, and by a long shot, going to a nightclub doesn’t even compare.

Again, if you’re in Pattaya, the pros and the regular online girls are all on Tinder, its two birds with one stone, or more accurately, two birds with one dick (see what I did there).

Tinder destroys everything else in terms of efficiency and ease, if you’re strictly just looking to get laid, Tinder is hands down your best bet outside of pros, and my book is hands down the best product on the subject. Also if you want to learn how to properly put it down on the girls you bring home, make sure to pick up my other book: How To Fuck Women Properly.

If you want to learn more about getting laid online, or through day game, you can also check out my other articles on the subject here:


Pros and Tinder are the easiest ways to get laid, and with the closing of Craigslist personals and backpage, you can prob find the pros on Tinder as well. Tinder Plus is also a good investment as you get unlimited swipes for a couple of buck s a month, but if you want to take your game to the highest level, pick up my book on How To Get Laid On Tinder.

In regards to your safety:

  • Don’t break the law
  • Don’t bring potentially dangerous women home
  • Always respect consent
  • Use a condom, especially with pros
  • Never, ever take home an underage girl even if she’s “almost 18”, check her ID if you’re not sure
  • Follow the laws of your country and state to the letter in regards to pros and consent

Lastly, quick, casual sex, and deeply bonded sex with women you care about are two completely different things. If you’re interested in having deeper relationships with women, and more fulfilling sex, check out the articles below:

  1. There was a very rich NY hedge fund manager who rented a bunch of ex-playmates for BDSM games. Long story short, he physically abused them in a clearly non-consensual
    way and now they’re suing him for millions. Plus his wife has filed for divorce (more millions gone).

    From what I read between the lines, it was all because of his huge ego and arrogance plus the fact that he had no game and didn’t know how to handle the playmates properly.

  2. …Will, as far as Tinder goes (since I think you said you live abroad)…but yeah Tinder here in the United States is friggin dead. I’m convinced that not even Brad Pitt in his prime would be able to get many matches/responses online;that’s how much ego and entitlement that these girls have now adays, they seem to keep wanting to hold out for the absolute best possible option available which I don’t even think exists in real life.

    I even did everything you said to do from your book ( I hired a professional photographer to take the best possible pics of me, I got in the best shape of my life, I wrote a witty/funny/cool bio, ect.) and still couldn’t get any damn matches. And eventually there were no more girls in my area left to swipe.

  3. It’s just more competitive now, but the same principles always apply. I would try upgrading your style, getting pro pics done, and casting a wider net, if you’re not fishing in a big city your options aren’t going to be great. If that doesn’t work, I would focus on day game.

  4. Yeah the strange thing is that I already have professional pics of me, the best I could get; and my city is good medium-sized (Buffalo,Ny right near Niagara Falls) and still nothing. And the 1 thing about day-game that nobody seems tells ya is that you actually need a lot of free-time to do it in the first place, but what about those like me who work 60+ hours a week and don’t get home until late and are exhausted on top of that ?

  5. I hear you man, it’s almost a part time job, that’s why I included pros in there as well as in my dating gameplan part 4, for busy entrepreneurs as an option.

  6. x2 With tinder. It’s pretty much become a swamp with bots, scams, etc. It reminds me of Craigslist and it’s gotten to that point. I was pretty fortunate to use it back when it was still fresh, but I have abandoned it already for 2 years. In person still works and is proven.

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